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@hi-def-doritos submitted:

Eyebrows, a blep, Anime eyes, alien eyes, and Gaud’s mom.

i’m constantly afraid to open my inbox

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to everyone who’s followed me and then unfollowed an hour later: you weren’t ready yet. that’s ok. you’ll be back

wallpatterns

someone draw Gaud as king george i need a Hamilton au

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mattniskanenseyebrows

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

ottermatopoeia

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

patrick-stumps

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

ghosturie

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

Source: mattniskanenseyebrows

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casfree

So in episode one, R2 tells C3PO that he’s naked because his parts are showing.

And when 3PO is complete, he has wires and things showing at his midriff.

Conclusion: C3PO wears a crop top.

finnglas

C-3PO absolutely wears a crop top, like the flaming gay he is

Source: casfree

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kaedien

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

verssupremacy

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

Source: kaedien

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edgykoalagod

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

coolcatgroup

what about cats getting way too big to be held

smudgebucket

Source: edgykoalagod

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I believe in you!!! Go be the swamp witch and bog monster of your dreams!

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Become a forest hermit! Build infrastructure out of baked goods! Lure small orphans into your gingerbread home! You don’t need an excuse to be your true self!

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cathugging

HERE HE COMES

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HERE HE COMES

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HERE HE COMES

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HERE HE COMES

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HERE HE COMES

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HE HAS ARRIVED

Source: cathugging

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tamwah

Source: tamwah

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likeful

hmmm i dont like it when men say bitch

likeful

@ all the men in the notes calling me a bitch…. u’re the most clever and amazing men out there.. you’re so fucking witty. just absolute geniuses

1dietcokeinacan

This isn’t nearly all the horrific comments in the notes of this post but @everyone saying it isn’t a big deal or that “men don’t even use it derogatorily anymore” or whatever, here’s a fucking reminder that you’re wrong and u should shut the fuck up :)

Source: likeful

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ocdevelopmentstuff

October is goth mating season

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may

this spoonful of honey i just had is the best darn honey ive had in my life .. find me the bee who is responsible

thebeeresponsibleforthishoney

*blushes*

Source: may

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lesbiansassemble

my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me

Source: lesbiansassemble

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cannibalchicken

4 horsemen of the apocalypse

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4 tennants of my religion

Source: cannibalchicken

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How to tell if a video is a screamer

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halloween is fast approaching, and sending screamers has become an increasingly popular trend over the past few years. while some people may enjoy them, they can also trigger anxiety attacks in others.

check the section/category of a video. if it’s under “comedy”, “prank”, “horror”, or something similar, close the tab immediately.
comments are also a giveaway. scroll to the comments section before playing a video. if comments are disabled, there’s a likely chance the video is a screamer. close the tab right away. if you see comments like “whoa, that made me jump!”, close the window! and if it’s impossible to disable comments, look for multiple comments deleted by the creator.
check out the video itself, while it’s paused. if it has very low music (this makes the audience want to turn the volume up, so the scream is louder and scarier), or if it has very small text (which makes you want to go into full screen), that’s a good indication that it’s a screamer. exit out and close the tab!
look at the content of the video. if the clip itself deals with the scary or supernatural, like a film about ghosts, you can’t be certain. be careful, and exit the tab if the content seems triggering. pause the video and forward all the way to the end. If everything is good feel free to watch. if a frame with a scary picture comes up, close the tab immediately.
if the video shows a room or picture, and invites you to “find what’s wrong in the picture”, or “find _____”, close the window immediately!
there’s a new trend going on where videos describing people reacting to screamers are actually screamers themselves. if you suspect this, scroll down and see the comments. if the maker of the video disabled comments to purposely lead viewers to believe the video is genuine, scroll down just enough to see the video time, so you don’t see the video itself. Turn the volume down, just in case it is a screamer, and if the video plays out and there’s no scream, it’s safe to watch.
check the time on the video. if it’s suspiciously short, exit the tab.
look at the related or recommended videos. if any of them fit the above, the video is a screamer.

stay safe this halloween season!

robobanger

also there’s another one that you forgot which i usually look for first when it comes to wondering if a video is a screamer or not, and that is checking the likes to dislikes ratio. if the dislikes are an abundant amount, close the tab. this is a fairly common one that i usually remember.

paintmixing

reblogging as a way to help you guys find screamer-free videos! we won’t be posting any screamers here this halloween 💜 - mod robot

ddlg-is-wrong

Stay safe!! I personally love jump scares, but once when I was eight, I showed “The Scary Maze Game” to my friend, who literally had a panic attack, and I am scarred for life with the guilt from that episode. It seems like it’s a in good fun, but it really hurts some people, so please be careful!

sylveonagainstddlg

these always give me panic attacks thank you !!

edmund-and-caspian-for-ever

PSA, ‘cause people can be pricks.

the-host-protection-squad

You all need to know this; and if you’re an asshole who purposely does stuff to make people have a panic attack; you can get the fuck off of this blog.

killthemwithkyman

Thank you for these! Halloween time is my favorite time of year, but screamers give me horrible panic attacks

eddieksgazebos

Screamers are actually obnoxious af, back when I was 10 (ten years ago, wow!), I discovered ghost caught on tape (green vision, and a rocking chair in the middle). I did not have the sound on, but after the rocking chair shook, regan from the exorcist popped up on the screen rather fast. I jumped and later on when I went through my nan and pop’s kitchen (who lived upstairs from me and my parents), no one was home but they had their radio on. On the radio a large “HELLO” came on and I jumped, since the fckin ghost caught on tape was still playing in my head.

About a few weeks later I was chatting on the phone with a mate (we’re still best of friends!), and then I brought up the ghost caught on tape. She played the video (but with the sound on), and I heard her mumbling about the rocking chair. Then I heard a “RAWR!” in the background then her screaming. I said her name a few times and asked what was wrong, only to hear her sighing really loudly, then she mentioned “I could’ve sworn my heart stopped for a second”. My ten year old imagination was actually scared I almost lost a friend, but it was unlikely (but again my ten year old self did not know that!!).

DON’T SEND YOUR FRIENDS SCREAMERS, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A FORM OF ANXIETY, GET SCARED EASY, OR GET PANIC ATTACKS.

This has been a PSA

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

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HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

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How to tell if a video is a screamer